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shout out to Josh Devine for being so fucking hot 

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if enough people reblog this my mum might get me a cat

so uh- reblog this please xoxo 

Please she told me I need 10k

#i am gonna keep reblogging this untill the damn girl gets a cat#people need cats #people deserve cats #i am really passionate about this omg

COME ON TUMBLR, LET’S GET THIS GIRL A CAT! EVERYONE DESERVES A CAT!

Cats are awesome,you deserve one. Everyone deserves a cat

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omg this reminds me of the guy that texted mandy looking for a companion

omg this reminds me of the guy that texted mandy looking for a companion

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thatssomaeven:

one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes

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wednesday, may 23

ok, so in chemestry at the end of the year all chem students have to do this awful thing called qualitative analysis. it’s this huge like 2 week long lab (i hate labs with a passion) where you do all these tests and then you get 2 unknown chemicals and you have to determine what chemicals you have. It’s not really hard, exactly, it’s just really repetitive and quite frustrating. so anyway, i finished it yesterday (with a 100%, huzzah!) and so now i have to spend a full day in the lab. doing nothing. my, like, 2 kinda friends in this class left. so i’m here. alone. again. i started to read, but it’s a book i’ve already read like 382947 times. so i got bored. i may just start another one of those books for you again this summer. we’ll see. or maybe it’ll be a book of letters! hmm. my hand already hurts. joy. so today’s the last day of school (again, huzzah!) even though it doesn’t really feel like it. but then again it does. i’m just really glad to be getting out. i’ve been done (mentally) for about 2.5 weeks now. school is so pointless sometimes. i hope you don’t mind that this is just one big paragraph thing. i’m just too lazy to chang it any. it smells like bacon in here. hmmm. i say that a lot. hmmm. and these lab chairs are super squeeky. so i hope i never have to do chemistry ever again. i don’t get it and it’s super boring. and it stinks. so you have that to look forward to next year. there’s pretty much no one at school today. but i had to be here because of attendence. gahhhhhh. such a pointless day. some people have really funny voices. it makes me laugh. at lunch, taylor and i just sit there and listen to other people talk. and then when someone makes a weird sound or laughs, we almost die. it’s pretty great. there’s this weird smelling kid in here. he smells wierd. i just want to be out of here! ahhhh! I’M SO BORED! lol, there’s this kid that’s like the future president and he acts like it and he’s SUPER republican and this guy just called him obama and he got all mad and it was pretty hilarious. i don’t get why so many people hate obama so much. he’s american. he’s not muslim. he does do good things. i mean, he had to fix the crap that bush left. that’s a whole lot of work to do. and i mean, he’ll most likely be re-elected. his opponent is a mormon and super republicans are super christian so i don’t think that’ll go over well. and now since obama said he supports gay marriage everyone’s all like “ablijklmnop” or whatever and throwing this big hissy fit. so overall, i like obama. he seems like a cool dude. and he’s not crazy like bush. and his daughters like one direction and the jo bros. speaking of jonas brothers—nick buzzed his hair. still not a big fan yet. but they’re doing an album and all that so if that’s what it takes to hurry the recording along, whatever. go for it! mom REALLY wants me to get a job this summer. gahh. working is so much…work. i still have over half an hour left in this class. still doing nothing. oh, yay. annoying people came back into the room. because there sure weren’t enough anyway. i feel like such a dork for sitting in the corner and writing. but whatever, yolo. i almost died when ed said (lulzies, that rhymes) yolo like 50 times in his ustream the other day. people keep randomly talking in british accents. it’s kind of great. except they’re still annoying. some people aare such spazzoids. i’m kinda included in that so i shouldn’t be making fun. remember the whole tumblr prom thing? what ever happened to that? they should start that up again. except i’d still be “going” alone because you’re the only person i talk to on there. i am so lame. but that’s alright. i guess. 25 minutes left! i guess i could go finish your story for you. but i don’t really like it that much anymore. i could start another one but i’d have no idea what to write. i may just start doing what taylo does when she’s bored and just write larry stylinson 5ever over and over again. next year, me mum’s going to be my english teacher. it’s gonna be so weird. hmm. i think this summer i should win the lottery and then we should go to the concrete jungle where dreams are made of. it’s so faboo. and then we’d catch a flight to ye olde london towne and go and stalk hot british guys and eat bri-ish sandwiches like the boyz did on icarly and find charlie mcdonnell. it’ll be great. i’m so excited. now i just have to figure out how to get a lotery ticket (and win) since i’m kind of like underage. yay! annoying girls are leaving again. they’ll probs come back though, boo. so i think that my tongue is too big for my mouth. or maybe my mouth’s shrinking or something. i really want to get my braces off. i thought they were taking them off yesterday. but no. did find out, though, that i may have to have some oral surgery thing to make sure that one of my teeth doesn’t flip back around. gah! 15 minutes! i don’t really write that much in 10 minutes. hmm. did you know a piece of paper can look like little Lou Bear? lou lou’s gonna be such a cute old man. so’s liam. joy, annoying girls are back. and they brought more (even more annoying) friends. can i just go jump off a cliff now? no, jk, that’d hurt. i’m not a big fan of pain. oh my goodness, so yesterday i stabbed a hole throught the bottom of my foot. i stepped on this super sharp piece of plastic on the floor and I DIDN’T CRY! i was so proud of myself. but it hurt so bad. 8 minutes! you know what are really good? dorito tacos from taco bell. they’re like heaven in your mouth. yum. there’s this girl that’s friends with jsut about every single one of my friends but i don’t think she like me. at all. like, she’s talking to one of our mutual friends and i say something and she just kinda looks at me like she can’t believe i just said that. whatever, haters gonna hate. 3 minutes! i hope you’re not too bored reading this. you probs just gave up on the fourth sentense. whateves. so i don’t know what to write anymore. hmmmmmmmmmmm.

monday, may 21

  • Ok, so my one and only friend left me along in trig so I’m going to write you this letter or whatever it ends up being
  • so
  • my shoes smell really bad. like, REALLY bad. I need to wash them. Or wear socks more. But I hate socks, so.
  • I wrote Abby (my friend that left) all these awful things I hope will happen to her during her chorus concert tonight. Because she ditched me.
  • So I only have 2 more days of school left — Hallelujah. I’ve basically given up. Pssshht, I gave up like 3 weeks ago.
  • Lovely. Someone is singing this really weird, obnoxious, repetitve song. Hmm
  • You think if I just passed out right here if anyone would notice? Yeah, probs not. Because my only friend skipped.
  • Oh, so Sarah made her first Larry joke today. Taylor and I felt like proud mothers. Someone in class was like “Ugh, that’s so gay” and Sarah goes, “yeah, like Harry and Louis.” It was pretty funny.
  • My hand hurts. This is like a whole page now
  • Have I ever expressed to you my love of salad? I probs have. But I just really love salad. It’s my favorite. i could eat it every meal.
  • We bought this Philly Cheese Steak pizza yesterday and it’s like my new favorite thing ever. It’s delicious
  • So is the baked potato pizza at Pizza Inn. Real healthy too. if all you eat is grease.
  • I want to go to Greece
  • I want a job where I just travel. All the time.
  • Because that’s all I ever want to do. There’s just so much world out there and I just want to see and experience it
  • The only loose-leaf paper I have left is this like ghetto paper. It either has all these weird creases in it or no lines.
  • My  (white) friend gave me black girl lotion this morning. I smelled like a black girl. I thought I might get beat up for “jacking their swaggie lotion” or whatever. But I didn’t.
  • You know what are really gross? Ticks. Nasty.
  • 10 more minutes of sitting here in the corner. By myself. Like the loner I truly am.
  • I’m writing you a story. But I kinda gave up on it like a month ago. I’ll finish it eventually I guess.
  • Second piece of paper now!
  • I’m not good at saving money. I always just kinda blow it as soon as I get it. Hmmm
  • My hand/arm seriously is cramping
  • It’s always so hilarious when teachers get mad. It’s the highlight of my day
  • So I finished a book today that I’ve been reading since March. MARCH! It’s NEVER taken me this long to read a book. And I was so excited about it too. Fangirling over One Direction just takes up to much time.So now I don’t have a book :(
  • I am going to have a strong right hand.
  • Lol, not really. Just carpel tunnel
  • I wonder if carpel tunnel is the tunnel of gay that Louis walked through to make his hair all gay-y and faboo
  • Have you seen the Janoskians on YouTube? They’re like my favorites
  • OHMYGOODNESS! people in my class are singing Isn’t She Lovely. Making me think of Harry, obvi.
  • Wow, I love One Direction. So much. It’s quite overwhelming. Especailly when they flip their hair.
  • 37 DAYS!!!!!
  • One minute. Then I’m DONE!
  • It’s a Monday

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these anons are really serious about their tumblrdatinggame aren’t they hmmm.

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ok so story time. this past week at school i was super bored so i wrote you these two super long letters. i think i’ll type them up and post them

yep, cool

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clumsy-carelesswords:

Sitting by an Water’s Edge - Joe Brooks


lkfjdslkj i love him. lots.

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ArtistJoe Brooks
TitleSittin' by the Water's Edge final mix
AlbumScrewtape letters

No, Lottie’s tumblr is itslittleme and she reblogs pictures of Louis and it’s like the cutest thing ever. But she hasn’t got on it for a while so.

If you’re ever having a bad day, just remember this gif

What I’ve done on my first day of summer

  • woke up
  • layed in bed
  • went to pee
  • went back to bed
  • finished reading dare to dream
  • ate lunch
  • reread dare to dream
  • tweeter/tumblr
  • ate a cupcake
  • and i’m about to go to bed.
  • maybe
  • and it’s only 6:40

go read her tweets because they are hilarious and just make me even more excited for the concert (in 36 days omg)

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zaynslaugh:

Ed sheeran singing moments.

I FOUND IT!!!

ArtistEd Sheeran
TitleMoments (Cover)

Josh Devine ‘Dancing’

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